Facebook dinner

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A sad meal you eat while staring at your phone and ignoring your family because you're too busy looking at your ex's vacation pictures.

I ate a whole plate of lasagna and didn't even notice it was burnt because I was watching my ex's vacation pics.

My mom yelled at me for not talking to her. I just said, 'I'm busy. My ex is showing off her new dog.'

I had a Facebook dinner and forgot I had a date. My date showed up and I was still eating pizza like it was a competition.

When you're too lazy to cook and too proud to order takeout, so you just eat whatever is in the fridge while scrolling through Facebook.

I ate cold spaghetti and watched my cousin's live stream about his new beard. I didn't even care.

My dad called it a 'Facebook dinner' because I was eating cereal while looking at my uncle's fake engagement post.

I had a Facebook dinner and got more likes than my post about my bad hair day.

A meal that's so bad you can't even finish it, but you still keep eating it because you're too busy arguing with your cousin over a Facebook post.

I had a Facebook dinner and got into a fight with my cousin over who had more friends.

I ate a whole pizza and still argued with my brother about the best Facebook post of the week.

I was eating a Facebook dinner and my mom joined the argument. Now we're all mad.