Facebook Delay
A fake delay you make up so no one knows you're just sitting there like a loser waiting for someone to message you.
You saw the message at 10 a. m. You replied at 2 p. m. You're a legend.
She posted on your wall at 11 a. m. You replied at 9 p. m. You're a god.
He sent you a message at 3 p. m. You replied at 10 p. m. You're a king.