Facebook Delay

The amount of time you wait before replying to someone on Facebook so it looks like you're not a sad, lonely loser who stares at their phone all day.

A sneaky trick to make it look like you're busy when you're really just sitting there like a brain-dead potato.

A fake delay you make up so no one knows you're just sitting there like a loser waiting for someone to message you.

A stupid excuse to make it look like you're not just a sad, brain-dead loser who spends all day on Facebook.

A dirty little trick to hide how long you've been sitting on Facebook like a brain-dead potato waiting for someone to message you.