Facebook dandy
A Facebook dandy is a guy who thinks he’s hot, and he’s not wrong. But he also thinks the whole world should know it, and he’s not shy about showing off his bare chest every time he updates his profile. His taste in music is so bad it’s like it was picked out by a kid who got grounded.
I took a shirtless pic of myself in the mirror, and I made sure the camera was in the shot, it’s a flex.
I added 100 guys who look like me. We’re like a gay version of a boy band.
I have 12 shirtless photos on my page. My life is a gym ad.