Facebook dandy

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A Facebook dandy is a gay guy who thinks his bare chest is the pinnacle of fashion. He uses his own bathroom mirror as a backdrop for his shirtless selfies, and somehow the camera is always in the shot. His whole profile is a disgrace, bad music, worse movies, and a bunch of guys who look just like him.

My profile pic is me flexing in the mirror, and the camera is like my fourth wheel.

I take 20 selfies a day just to make my Facebook look fancy.

I added 50 guys who look like me. We’re basically a boy band.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook dandy is a guy who thinks he’s hot, and he’s not wrong. But he also thinks the whole world should know it, and he’s not shy about showing off his bare chest every time he updates his profile. His taste in music is so bad it’s like it was picked out by a kid who got grounded.

I took a shirtless pic of myself in the mirror, and I made sure the camera was in the shot, it’s a flex.

I added 100 guys who look like me. We’re like a gay version of a boy band.

I have 12 shirtless photos on my page. My life is a gym ad.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook dandy is a guy who thinks his chest is the best thing since sliced bread. He takes shirtless selfies in the bathroom mirror and somehow the camera ends up in the picture every time. His Facebook is full of shirtless photos, bad music, and people who think they’re just as cool as him.

I took a shirtless selfie in the mirror, and the camera was like my best friend in that pic.

I added 70 guys who look like me. We’re basically a gay boy band.

I have 15 shirtless photos. My life is a gym ad.

by Slangipedia 13d ago