facebook cull
When you finally snap and start deleting Facebook friends like they owe you money. They’re just people who never actually liked you.
I deleted my college roommate who still thinks I’m her best friend and tags me in every random post.
My dad unfriended his old coworkers who kept liking his vacation photos but never responded to his messages.
I unfriended my ex who still sends me messages about our 10-year anniversary and thinks I’m still in love with him.