facebook cull

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A big fat deleting spree on Facebook where you knock out all the fake friends who never showed up to your life or your ex who still thinks you’re their bestie.

I just unfriended my high school crush who still thinks we’re best friends. She commented on my post about my divorce.

My uncle deleted my cousin because she kept tagging me in pictures of her pet goldfish.

I unfriended my ex who still sends me birthday messages and thinks I’m single.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you finally snap and start deleting Facebook friends like they owe you money. They’re just people who never actually liked you.

I deleted my college roommate who still thinks I’m her best friend and tags me in every random post.

My dad unfriended his old coworkers who kept liking his vacation photos but never responded to his messages.

I unfriended my ex who still sends me messages about our 10-year anniversary and thinks I’m still in love with him.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you get tired of having 1,000 friends who never actually know you and you start deleting them like they’re trash.

I unfriended my old flame who still thinks we’re together and sends me messages about our anniversary.

My mom deleted her ex because he still follows her and comments on every post.

I deleted my high school teacher who still sends me messages about my class and thinks I’m still 15.

by Slangipedia 4d ago