Facebook Cruisin' - Staying logged into Facebook for hours, like a junkie, just

Staying logged into Facebook for hours, like a junkie, just to peek at people’s lives and laugh at their stupid updates

I was Cruisin’ so hard I checked my ex’s feed 50 times and still cried

I was Cruisin’ so much I saw my neighbor’s dog post and laughed so hard I cried

I was Cruisin’ so long my phone started to die and I still didn’t leave