Facebook Cruisin'

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Staying logged in on Facebook for hours just to peek at people’s lives and laugh at their dumb posts

I spent 4 hours just watching my ex’s vacation pics and crying in the corner

My mom was Facebook Cruisin’ so hard she forgot to cook dinner

I checked my crush’s page 23 times and still didn’t get up the guts to message him

Logging on Facebook and not leaving until you’ve checked every single person’s status and friend list

I was Facebook Cruisin’ so long my phone started to die and I still didn’t leave

I checked my ex’s friend list 7 times just to see if she added that guy

My cousin was Cruisin’ so hard she didn’t notice her own birthday post

Sitting on Facebook for hours, spying on people’s lives and laughing at their stupid updates

I was Cruisin’ so hard I saw my neighbor’s dog post and laughed so hard I cried

I checked my crush’s feed 15 times and still didn’t message him

My brother was Cruisin’ so much he missed his own mom’s post about her divorce

Staying on Facebook for hours like a spy, just to check out what people are up to and laugh at their nonsense

I was Cruisin’ so much I saw my old flame’s vacation pics and almost had a heart attack

I checked my crush’s feed 20 times and still didn’t say anything

My sister was Cruisin’ so hard she didn’t notice her own post about her breakup

Staying logged into Facebook for hours, like a junkie, just to peek at people’s lives and laugh at their stupid updates

I was Cruisin’ so hard I checked my ex’s feed 50 times and still cried

I was Cruisin’ so much I saw my neighbor’s dog post and laughed so hard I cried

I was Cruisin’ so long my phone started to die and I still didn’t leave

Sitting on Facebook for hours like a creep, checking out everyone’s updates and laughing at their dumb stuff

I was Cruisin’ so hard I saw my crush’s vacation pics and almost had a heart attack

I checked my ex’s feed 10 times and still cried

I was Cruisin’ so much I didn’t notice my own birthday post