Facebook Creeped
You’re a Facebook creep if you spend all your free time checking people’s profiles, photos, and statuses. You know everything about them, even if they don’t know you.
I checked my crush’s Facebook and now I know their favorite song, their dog’s name, and that they have a weird obsession with pizza.
I looked up my friend’s ex’s profile and now I know they’re married. I’m the worst.
I spent my entire lunch break checking my teacher’s Facebook and now I’m in trouble.