Facebook Creeped

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Checking someone's Facebook like a snoop, just to see if they're taken, who their friends are, or if they look good in photos. No adding them. Just pure, sneaky judgment.

I checked my ex's profile just to see if she's dating someone hot. She is. I'm sad.

My cousin's Facebook says she's single. I'm now officially the creep who checked that.

I looked up my teacher's profile and found out he has a dog named Sir Biscuits. I now have a new life goal.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Wasting your life on Facebook because you're too lazy to do anything else. You look up strangers just because you're bored and hope they're weird or hot.

I spent 45 minutes on Facebook looking up my coworker's friends. They're all just sad people with weird hobbies.

I checked out a random guy's profile just because I was bored. Now I'm questioning my life choices.

I looked up my neighbor's Facebook and found out she's a witch. I now live in fear.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Spying on people’s Facebook lives like they’re your enemies. You’re not friends with them. You don’t even know them. But you’re still obsessed.

I saw my crush’s Facebook and now I’m in love with their dog. That’s not normal.

I checked out my friend’s ex’s profile just to see if he was better looking. He was. I’m now the worst friend ever.

I looked at my classmate’s Facebook and realized they have more followers than I do. I now hate them.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Looking at profiles like it’s your job. Everyone says they don’t do it. But we all do it. Then we blame each other. It’s a Facebook crime ring.

I looked up my friend’s profile and now we’re both in the Facebook Creep Club. It’s official.

I checked my sister’s Facebook and now she’s mad. She says I’m the creepiest person ever.

My mom checked my profile and now I have to explain why I have 50 followers.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Scrolling through profiles and friends lists like you’re on a mission. You go from person to person, friend to friend, and end up lost in Facebook heaven.

I looked up my crush’s friend list and now I have 10 new people to check out. I’m in trouble.

I checked my friend’s profile and now I’m looking at his friend’s profile and now I’m lost.

I started checking my teacher’s friends and now I’m questioning my entire life.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

You’re a Facebook creep if you spend all your free time checking people’s profiles, photos, and statuses. You know everything about them, even if they don’t know you.

I checked my crush’s Facebook and now I know their favorite song, their dog’s name, and that they have a weird obsession with pizza.

I looked up my friend’s ex’s profile and now I know they’re married. I’m the worst.

I spent my entire lunch break checking my teacher’s Facebook and now I’m in trouble.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

It’s something we all do. We’re all Facebook creeps. We just don’t admit it. We all check profiles and then we all blame each other.

I checked my crush’s profile and now I’m the only one who knows their secret.

My friend checked my profile and now she’s mad. I don’t know why.

We all do it. We just don’t say it out loud.

by Slangipedia 15d ago