Facebook Creeped
Checking someone's Facebook like a snoop, just to see if they're taken, who their friends are, or if they look good in photos. No adding them. Just pure, sneaky judgment.
I checked my ex's profile just to see if she's dating someone hot. She is. I'm sad.
My cousin's Facebook says she's single. I'm now officially the creep who checked that.
I looked up my teacher's profile and found out he has a dog named Sir Biscuits. I now have a new life goal.