facebook creep
To waste so much time on Facebook it’s like you’re paying for it with your soul. You’re doing it because you’re lazy, bored, or both.
I stayed up till 2 a. m. looking at my ex’s photos. I’m not even mad, I’m just tired.
I checked my crush’s profile 27 times during math class. I got a zero.
I looked up my uncle’s Facebook just to see if he still has that weird beard.