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To waste so much time on Facebook it’s like you’re paying for it with your soul. You’re doing it because you’re lazy, bored, or both.

I stayed up till 2 a. m. looking at my ex’s photos. I’m not even mad, I’m just tired.

I checked my crush’s profile 27 times during math class. I got a zero.

I looked up my uncle’s Facebook just to see if he still has that weird beard.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Looking up people you don’t know and probably never will. You’re doing it because you’re either hoping they’re hot or you’re trying to figure out why they’re not.

I added my teacher’s crush just to see if he was worth it. He wasn’t.

I looked up my cousin’s friend just because he had a cool tattoo. He didn’t have a cool tattoo.

I stalked my neighbor’s dog on Facebook. It was a mistake.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Spying on people’s lives like they’re your enemy. You check their posts, their pictures, their status updates. You live for it.

I saw my best friend’s ex post a picture of her. I immediately posted a comment that was too long and made me look like a fool.

I read my crush’s messages to his ex. I got sad and then angry.

I saw my mom’s old boyfriend post a picture of her and my dad. I didn’t like it.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Looking at people’s profiles like it’s a crime. You deny it when asked, but you’re the one doing it. You’re the worst.

I told my friend I didn’t do it, but I checked his ex’s profile 12 times in one day.

I said I didn’t look up my crush’s profile, but I did it 7 times during lunch.

I denied it, but my brother saw me checking my mom’s ex’s page. I’m dead.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You click on someone’s profile and then you click on their friends and their friends’ friends. You never stop. You’re like a dog with a bone.

I looked up my crush’s friend’s friend’s ex. I got confused and then mad.

I clicked on my teacher’s friend’s profile just because I was bored. I stayed up until 3 a. m.

I looked up my friend’s crush’s friend’s friend. I don’t even know who that was.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You spend all your free time on Facebook looking up people you barely know. You know all their secrets and you probably know their mom’s name.

I looked up my crush’s profile so much I know his mom’s name. She’s cool.

I checked my friend’s crush’s profile 40 times. I now know where he lives.

I looked up my teacher’s crush’s friend’s ex. I know they had a kid. I don’t even know how.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

It’s something we all do. You know it. You do it. You’re guilty. You’re not alone.

I told my crush I didn’t look him up. He told me he looked me up. We’re both guilty.

I looked up my friend’s crush just to see if he was better than mine. He was. I’m mad.

I looked up my brother’s crush and now he’s mad at me. I didn’t mean to.

by Slangipedia 4d ago