Facebook Crawling
Facebook crawling is like getting lost in a mall but with fewer shopping bags and more weird posts. You go from link to link like a confused kid on a sugar high, just trying to find something that makes sense.
I clicked on a post about a conspiracy theory and now I think my neighbor is a secret alien.
I followed a link to a cooking video and now I'm arguing with my brother about the best way to boil an egg.
I started with a friend’s post and ended up in a group called 'People Who Think Pizza Is a Religion.'