Facebook countdown - When you're so damn excited (or so utterly depressed) that y

When you're so damn excited (or so utterly depressed) that you ignore your whole family just to post your Facebook status right when you get home.

I’m home! Where’s my phone? I gotta post this before my mom talks to me.

My brother’s crying in the hallway. I don’t care. My status is perfect.

I just saw my dog. I’m still posting this. My dog is confused.