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When you're so damn excited (or so utterly depressed) that you ignore your whole family just to post your Facebook status right when you get home.

I’m home! Where’s my phone? I gotta post this before my mom talks to me.

My brother’s crying in the hallway. I don’t care. My status is perfect.

I just saw my dog. I’m still posting this. My dog is confused.

You’re so high on your own ego that you forget about real life just to update your Facebook status, even if it’s 3 a. m.

It’s 3 a. m. I’m still typing. My dog is snoring. My brain is broken.

I just posted my status. My dad hasn’t talked to me in two days. He’s still mad.

I’m on the toilet. My status is perfect. My brain is a mess.

You’re so obsessed with Facebook that you forget your own family just to post a status. It’s like they don’t exist.

I just got home. My mom asked how my day was. I said, ‘I’m posting this first.’

My brother fell off the couch. I didn’t notice. My status was perfect.

I’m eating pizza. My status is more important. My brain is broken.