Facebook Cotching
When a friend is online and available but chooses to be a total d*ck and ignore your messages like they're not worth it.
You're online, and I'm begging you to reply. Why won't you talk to me?
I sent you 10 messages. You ignored them all. What's your problem?
You're right there, but you're choosing to be a d*ck. What's next, you'll ignore my birthday?