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When your friend is online and could reply but decides to ignore you like you're not worth their time.
Hey, you there? I've been trying to chat you for 20 minutes.
I sent you a message 5 minutes ago. Are you dead?
You’re online. Why are you ignoring me? I'm not your ex.
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When someone sees your message but acts like they didn't and you're left hanging like a sad dog.
You replied to my post but didn't message me back. What's wrong with you?
I tagged you in a photo and you still didn't reply. Are you trying to be a ghost?
I said hi. You said hi. Then you vanished.
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When a friend is online and available but chooses to be a total d*ck and ignore your messages like they're not worth it.
You're online, and I'm begging you to reply. Why won't you talk to me?
I sent you 10 messages. You ignored them all. What's your problem?
You're right there, but you're choosing to be a d*ck. What's next, you'll ignore my birthday?
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When someone is online but decides to be a total pain in the a** and doesn't reply to your messages.
You're online. I'm messaging you. You're choosing to be a pain in the a**. Why?
I said hi. You said hi. Then you said no. What's the deal?
You're ignoring me like I'm not your friend. What's going on?
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When someone is online but acts like they're not and leaves you hanging like you're not worth their time.
You're online. You see my message. But you don't reply. What's the deal?
You're online. Why won't you talk to me? I'm not asking for much.
You're online. You see my message. You're ignoring me. That's not cool.
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When your friend is online but refuses to reply to your messages like you're not important.
You're online. Why won't you talk to me? I'm not your ex.
You're online. You see my message. But you don't reply. What's your problem?
You're online. I'm messaging you. You're ignoring me. What's going on?
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