Facebook Cleansing
Facebook Cleansing is when you log on to find your feed full of stupid posts from people you hate. You make a list of all the annoying jerks and give them the finger by unfriending them. Now you only have cool friends, hot people you like, and no more dumbasses clogging up your feed.
@dumbass1: 'I ate 17 tacos and now I'm crying.' You reply: 'Fuck you.'
@randomjerk: 'My dog won an award.' You unfriend them.
@annoyingperson: 'I'm single.' You send them a message: 'You're still annoying.'