Facebook Cleansing

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3 views · Added 13d ago · 2 definitions

Facebook Cleansing is when you log on to find your feed full of stupid posts from people you hate. You make a list of all the annoying jerks and give them the finger by unfriending them. Now you only have cool friends, hot people you like, and no more dumbasses clogging up your feed.

@dumbass1: 'I ate 17 tacos and now I'm crying.' You reply: 'Fuck you.'

@randomjerk: 'My dog won an award.' You unfriend them.

@annoyingperson: 'I'm single.' You send them a message: 'You're still annoying.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Facebook Cleansing is like giving your friend list a bath. You delete all the people who bother you, like the ones who post too much, talk too loud, and make you want to punch them. Now your feed is clean and you’re happy.

You see a post from @boringguy: 'I like cereal.' You send them a message: 'I like your face in the trash.'

@loudmouth: 'I'm going to the mall!' You unfriend them.

@annoyinglady: 'I have 3 cats.' You reply: 'I have 3 reasons to hate you.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago