facebook christian
A Christian who only knows how to ‘Like’ pictures of Jesus on Facebook. They don’t know their Bible, they don’t go to church, and they probably still cuss out their mom on Sundays.
I just ‘Liked’ that Jesus picture. Also, I ‘Liked’ that picture of my cat. #DoubleLike
Why do I like this picture of Jesus? Because it took 0.3 seconds to click ‘Like’.
I’m a Christian. Also, I swear like a sailor. #RealChristian