facebook christian

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A fake Christian who posts about Jesus on Facebook but acts like a total jackass in real life. They're all talk and no action, and they probably still smoke weed on Sundays.

RT @FakeJesus: Jesus is real! Also, my ex is fake. #FakeChristian

I like this picture of Jesus. Also, I like my pizza. #ReligionIsDelicious

God is real. Also, my WiFi is real. #ChristianAndLazy

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A Christian who only knows how to ‘Like’ pictures of Jesus on Facebook. They don’t know their Bible, they don’t go to church, and they probably still cuss out their mom on Sundays.

I just ‘Liked’ that Jesus picture. Also, I ‘Liked’ that picture of my cat. #DoubleLike

Why do I like this picture of Jesus? Because it took 0.3 seconds to click ‘Like’.

I’m a Christian. Also, I swear like a sailor. #RealChristian

by Slangipedia 4d ago