Facebook Buddy
A Facebook buddy is like a bathroom buddy, but worse. They’re always online, they’re always commenting on your life, and they still don’t know you from a hole in the wall.
Why are you online at 11 p. m.? You’re not even at school anymore.
You commented on my post about my crush. Your crush is your brother.
You went to the bathroom with me once. That doesn’t make you my friend.