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A Facebook buddy is someone you added just to look cool, but they’re worse than a rotten pizza. They talk too much, they don’t know your business, and they still send you random messages at 2 a. m.
Hey, I added you because you looked like a cool person. I guess I was wrong.
You sent me a message about your cat. Your cat is dead.
I’m not your friend. I’m your Facebook buddy. You’re lucky I didn’t block you.