My uncle’s post: 'I tried to mow the lawn. It looks like a war zone.' I replied: 'Same. My lawn looks like it was hit by a missile.'

I saw my cousin's post: 'I'm bored. I'm going to sleep for a week.' I replied: 'You do that. I'll be here, still bored.'

My neighbor posted: 'I took a photo of my dog. He looks like a total loser.' I sent him a message: 'You're not wrong.'