Facebook-bored

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When you're so bored you log on to Facebook just to see other people being even more bored than you are.

I opened Facebook and saw my cousin's post: 'Life is a mess. I'm eating cereal for dinner.' I felt like crying.

My ex just posted a selfie with a cat. I'm not even mad. I'm just bored.

I scrolled through 200 posts and only one was about something interesting. The rest were about people's bad days.

The worst kind of boredom where you check Facebook just to see if someone else is also being a total loser.

My mom's Facebook status: 'I took a nap. It was life-changing.' I didn't even take a nap today.

My best friend posted: 'I'm so bored I'm watching the ceiling.' I'm watching the ceiling too, but I'm not telling her.

I saw my neighbor's post: 'My cat is smarter than me.' I'm not sure which one is true.

That moment you’re so bored you log on to Facebook just to see if anyone else is also acting like a total idiot.

My dad posted: 'I tried to cook. It looked like a science experiment.' I took a photo of my breakfast and posted it too.

My sister’s post: 'I’m bored. I’m going to die.' I replied: 'Same. But I’m going to die in a few hours.'

I saw my uncle's post: 'I took a photo of my dog. It looks like my ex.' I sent him a message: 'You're a total idiot.'

When you're so bored you check Facebook just to see if other people are also being complete failures.

My uncle’s post: 'I tried to mow the lawn. It looks like a war zone.' I replied: 'Same. My lawn looks like it was hit by a missile.'

I saw my cousin's post: 'I'm bored. I'm going to sleep for a week.' I replied: 'You do that. I'll be here, still bored.'

My neighbor posted: 'I took a photo of my dog. He looks like a total loser.' I sent him a message: 'You're not wrong.'

When you're so bored you log on to Facebook just to see if someone else is also being a total disaster.

My dad posted: 'I tried to paint my house. It looks like a nightmare.' I sent him a message: 'You're a total disaster.'

My sister's post: 'I'm bored. I'm going to eat my feelings.' I replied: 'Same. I'm eating my cereal.'

I saw my neighbor's post: 'I took a photo of my cat. It looks like my ex.' I said, 'You're a total disaster.'

That state where you’re so bored you log on to Facebook just to see if other people are also being total morons.

My uncle's post: 'I tried to cook. It looks like a science experiment.' I said, 'You're a total moron.'

My cousin posted: 'I'm bored. I'm going to die.' I replied: 'Same. But I'm going to die in a few hours.'

I saw my neighbor's post: 'I took a photo of my dog. He looks like a total loser.' I replied: 'You're not wrong.'