facebook body count
How many Facebook friends you have, which is basically a middle finger to everyone who doesn’t use the app. It’s like saying, 'I’m still relevant, even if I’m not.'
'My body count is 200. My cat has 500. I’m not even close.'
'I have 300 friends. My body count is 300. I’m not a number.'
'My body count is 100. I’m not proud. I just didn’t delete my ex.'