facebook body count

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The total number of friends you have on Facebook, like a bragging contest for old people. It’s like keeping score in a war, except the enemy is your ex and their new hot friend.

'I have 700 friends, and I still don’t know who half of them are.'

'My body count is 123. My kid has 1,000. I’m getting replaced.'

'I’m not proud of my body count. I’m just mad my ex is still on my list.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

How many Facebook friends you have, which is basically a middle finger to everyone who doesn’t use the app. It’s like saying, 'I’m still relevant, even if I’m not.'

'My body count is 200. My cat has 500. I’m not even close.'

'I have 300 friends. My body count is 300. I’m not a number.'

'My body count is 100. I’m not proud. I just didn’t delete my ex.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Your Facebook friend total, like a flex for people who don’t know how to turn off notifications. It’s the reason your mom keeps tagging you in photos you don’t remember.

'My body count is 500. My brain count is 2.'

'I have 200 friends. My body count is 200. My brain count is 10.'

'My body count is 150. My brain count is 5. I’m getting lazy.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago