Facebook Bloat Syndrome
Facebook Bloat Syndrome is when you have 500 friends but only talk to 2 of them. You friended everyone like they were free candy, but now you're too lazy to unfriend the losers.
DM: 'Hey, why'd you block me?' Reply: 'Because you're on my friends list and I don't even know you.'
Status: 'I have 1,000 friends. 999 of them are strangers.'
Tweet: 'I friended my boss's cousin's pet because it looked cool. Now I have to see their selfies every day.'