Facebook Bloat Syndrome

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2 views · Added 13d ago · 3 definitions

Facebook Bloat Syndrome is when you have 500 friends but only talk to 2 of them. You friended everyone like they were free candy, but now you're too lazy to unfriend the losers.

DM: 'Hey, why'd you block me?' Reply: 'Because you're on my friends list and I don't even know you.'

Status: 'I have 1,000 friends. 999 of them are strangers.'

Tweet: 'I friended my boss's cousin's pet because it looked cool. Now I have to see their selfies every day.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Facebook Bloat Syndrome happens when you have a huge friends list but only chat with the people who send you money. The rest are just ghosts you friended for no reason.

Status: 'I friended 300 people last week. Now I can't tell who my real friends are.'

DM: 'Why are you following me?' Reply: 'Because I have nothing better to do.'

Tweet: 'I friended my ex's ex's brother because he had a cool profile picture.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Facebook Bloat Syndrome is when your friends list looks like a prison yard. You friended everyone, but now you're stuck with all the annoying ones.

Status: 'I have 700 friends. 699 of them are strangers who sent me a friend request because they're bored.'

DM: 'Why did you unfriend me?' Reply: 'Because I was tired of your stupid life updates.'

Tweet: 'I friended my neighbor's dog because I was too lazy to say no.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago