Facebook Blackout
you post something stupid on Facebook and don't realize it until the next day, and then you want to die because you're so embarrassed.
I posted a photo of my face at 3 a. m. with a caption that said, 'I look like a raccoon who lost a bet.'
I posted a status that said, 'I'm going to quit my job and live in a pizza box.' My boss commented, 'You're fired.'
I posted a picture of my dog wearing sunglasses and said, 'He's my hero.' My mom commented, 'He looks like a sad potato.'
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