Facebook Blackout

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you open Facebook thinking it'll take five minutes, but then you get lost in the chaos and realize you've wasted an hour of your life on stupid posts and memes.
I opened Facebook to check my mom's cat picture, and now it's 2 a. m. and I'm still laughing at a meme about pizza.
I started scrolling, and now I've forgotten my own name and why I even logged in.
I opened Facebook to see what my ex was up to, and now I'm crying in the middle of a subway because of a sad meme.
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you wake up with a hangover and realize you posted drunk nonsense on Facebook last night and your friends are now laughing at you in the comments.
I woke up and saw my post about 'my ex is a pizza' and realized I had no idea what I was talking about.
I opened Facebook and saw my ex's comment: 'You're still single? I'm still married? What even is life?'
I woke up to 100 notifications and a post that said, 'I'm going to die at 21 because I like chicken nuggets.'
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you post something stupid on Facebook and don't realize it until the next day, and then you want to die because you're so embarrassed.
I posted a photo of my face at 3 a. m. with a caption that said, 'I look like a raccoon who lost a bet.'
I posted a status that said, 'I'm going to quit my job and live in a pizza box.' My boss commented, 'You're fired.'
I posted a picture of my dog wearing sunglasses and said, 'He's my hero.' My mom commented, 'He looks like a sad potato.'
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