Facebook Bitching Tourettes
A person rants about someone on Facebook in caps so loud it might wake the neighbors, then acts like they're too cool to answer comments because they're afraid the people they're talking about will find out and come after them.
"MY GUY IS A TOTAL FREAK AND I HATE HIM WITH EVERY BONE IN MY BODY!" (then sent a message to the person who asked who the guy was)
"MY SISTER IS A BACKSTABBER AND I KNOW WHO IT WAS!" (then blocked everyone who asked)
"MY BOSS IS A TOTAL DOORMAT AND I'LL NEVER WORK FOR HIM AGAIN!" (then sent a message to the person who said 'that's me')