Facebook Bitching Tourettes

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When someone yells at a group or person on social media in all caps like they're trying to wake the dead, then acts like they're too good to talk to anyone who comments because they're too scared someone will figure out who they're roasting and why.
"MY EX IS A TOTAL WASTE OF OXYGEN AND I'LL NEVER FORGIVE HER FOR THE WAY SHE TREATED ME!" (then blocked everyone who asked who the ex was)
"MY BEST FRIEND IS A BACKSTABBING LIAR AND I KNOW EXACTLY WHO IT WAS!" (then sent a private message to the person who asked)
"MY BOSS IS A TOTAL IDIOT AND I'LL NEVER WORK FOR HIM AGAIN!" (then blocked the person who said 'that sounds familiar')
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person rants about someone on Facebook in caps so loud it might wake the neighbors, then acts like they're too cool to answer comments because they're afraid the people they're talking about will find out and come after them.
"MY GUY IS A TOTAL FREAK AND I HATE HIM WITH EVERY BONE IN MY BODY!" (then sent a message to the person who asked who the guy was)
"MY SISTER IS A BACKSTABBER AND I KNOW WHO IT WAS!" (then blocked everyone who asked)
"MY BOSS IS A TOTAL DOORMAT AND I'LL NEVER WORK FOR HIM AGAIN!" (then sent a message to the person who said 'that's me')
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When someone posts a loud, angry message on social media about someone they hate, then acts like they're too good to talk to anyone who comments because they're afraid the people they're talking about will find out and laugh at them.
"MY EX IS A TOTAL JERK AND I'LL NEVER FORGIVE HER!" (then sent a message to the person who asked who the ex was)
"MY BEST FRIEND IS A BACKSTABBING LIE TO A MELTDOWN!" (then blocked everyone who asked)
"MY BOSS IS A TOTAL DOORMAT AND I'LL NEVER WORK FOR HIM AGAIN!" (then sent a message to the person who said 'that's me')
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person screams about someone on Facebook in all caps like they're trying to get a reaction, then acts like they're too important to talk to anyone who comments because they're afraid the people they're talking about will find out and come after them.
"MY GUY IS A TOTAL IDIOT AND I HATE HIM WITH EVERY BONE IN MY BODY!" (then sent a message to the person who asked who the guy was)
"MY SISTER IS A BACKSTABBER AND I KNOW WHO IT WAS!" (then blocked everyone who asked)
"MY BOSS IS A TOTAL DOORMAT AND I'LL NEVER WORK FOR HIM AGAIN!" (then sent a message to the person who said 'that's me')
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When someone shouts at someone on social media in all caps like they're trying to get a reaction, then acts like they're too good to talk to anyone who comments because they're scared the people they're talking about will find out and laugh at them.
"MY EX IS A TOTAL JERK AND I'LL NEVER FORGIVE HER!" (then sent a message to the person who asked who the ex was)
"MY BEST FRIEND IS A BACKSTABBING LIE TO A MELTDOWN!" (then blocked everyone who asked)
"MY BOSS IS A TOTAL DOORMAT AND I'LL NEVER WORK FOR HIM AGAIN!" (then sent a message to the person who said 'that's me')
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person rants about someone on Facebook in all caps like they're trying to wake the dead, then acts like they're too cool to talk to anyone who comments because they're scared the people they're talking about will find out and come after them.
"MY GUY IS A TOTAL IDIOT AND I HATE HIM WITH EVERY BONE IN MY BODY!" (then sent a message to the person who asked who the guy was)
"MY SISTER IS A BACKSTABBER AND I KNOW WHO IT WAS!" (then blocked everyone who asked)
"MY BOSS IS A TOTAL DOORMAT AND I'LL NEVER WORK FOR HIM AGAIN!" (then sent a message to the person who said 'that's me')
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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