facebook birthday test
The worst way to get rid of friends. You check if they’re worth your time by seeing if you’ll say happy birthday. If they are, you keep them. If they’re not, you cut them loose like they’re a bad habit.
Happy birthday, Mike. You flunk. You’re now a ghost on my timeline.
Happy birthday, Steve. You pass. But I’m saving my rage for next year.
Happy birthday, Karen. You pass. You’re still on my friends list, but I’m watching you.