facebook birthday test

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A sneaky way to get rid of fake friends by seeing if they’re worth a damn. If they pass, you waste your time saying happy birthday. If they fail, you cut them off like they’re a bad habit.
Happy birthday, Karen. You pass. You’re still on my friends list, but I’m watching you.
Happy birthday, Bob. You flunk. You’re now a ghost on my timeline.
Happy birthday, Steve. You pass. But I’m saving my rage for next year.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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The ultimate friend filter. You test if they’re worth your time by seeing if you’ll bother to wish them happy birthday. If they’re good, you keep them. If they’re trash, you kick them out.
Happy birthday, Lisa. You pass. You’re still in my life. For now.
Happy birthday, Mike. You flunk. You’re now in the friend graveyard.
Happy birthday, Karen. You pass. But I’m still mad about last year.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A cruel game where you decide if your friends are worth your time. If they are, you say happy birthday. If they’re not, you pretend they never existed.
Happy birthday, Steve. You pass. But I’m still mad about last year.
Happy birthday, Karen. You flunk. You’re now in the friend graveyard.
Happy birthday, Lisa. You pass. You’re still in my life. For now.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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The worst way to get rid of friends. You check if they’re worth your time by seeing if you’ll say happy birthday. If they are, you keep them. If they’re not, you cut them loose like they’re a bad habit.
Happy birthday, Mike. You flunk. You’re now a ghost on my timeline.
Happy birthday, Steve. You pass. But I’m saving my rage for next year.
Happy birthday, Karen. You pass. You’re still on my friends list, but I’m watching you.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A brutal test of friendship where you decide if your friends are worth the bother of saying happy birthday. If they are, you keep them. If they’re not, you cut them off like they’re a bad habit.
Happy birthday, Karen. You flunk. You’re now in the friend graveyard.
Happy birthday, Lisa. You pass. You’re still in my life. For now.
Happy birthday, Mike. You flunk. You’re now a ghost on my timeline.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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The worst way to clean up your friend list. You decide if they’re worth your time by seeing if you’ll say happy birthday. If they are, you keep them. If they’re not, you cut them loose like they’re a bad habit.
Happy birthday, Steve. You pass. But I’m saving my rage for next year.
Happy birthday, Karen. You flunk. You’re now in the friend graveyard.
Happy birthday, Lisa. You pass. You’re still in my life. For now.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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