facebook birthday test
The worst way to clean up your friend list. You decide if they’re worth your time by seeing if you’ll say happy birthday. If they are, you keep them. If they’re not, you cut them loose like they’re a bad habit.
Happy birthday, Steve. You pass. But I’m saving my rage for next year.
Happy birthday, Karen. You flunk. You’re now in the friend graveyard.
Happy birthday, Lisa. You pass. You’re still in my life. For now.