Facebook awake - You’re awake enough to scroll through Facebook but too lazy

You’re awake enough to scroll through Facebook but too lazy to even lift your legs off the bed. You’re basically a human zombie with a phone.

I just posted a photo of my ceiling. It’s 8 a. m. and I still haven’t left my bed.

I liked 12 posts but didn’t move my ass.

I’m not even dressed and I’m already judging my ex’s life.