Facebook awake

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You’re awake enough to scroll through Facebook but too lazy to even lift your legs off the bed. You’re basically a human zombie with a phone.

I just posted a photo of my ceiling. It’s 8 a. m. and I still haven’t left my bed.

I liked 12 posts but didn’t move my ass.

I’m not even dressed and I’m already judging my ex’s life.

You’re half-awake, staring at your phone like it’s the last piece of cake in the world, but you’re still in bed because you’re a coward.

I’m commenting on my mom’s status but I haven’t brushed my teeth yet.

I replied to a message but I still don’t want to get up.

I posted a selfie with my blanket on and called it a day.

You’re awake enough to check Facebook but not awake enough to do anything else. You’re just there to mock everyone else’s lives.

I posted a status about how bad my day is going and I haven’t even left my bed yet.

I replied to my best friend’s post but I still don’t want to get up.

I liked 20 posts but still didn’t move my feet.