Facebook Alzheimer's
Facebook Alzheimer's is when you remember someone, but they don't remember you, even though you used to hang out or work together. They probably think you're a total stranger.
'You're the guy who used to eat my lunch.' 'Wait, I used to eat your lunch? I thought I was your lunch.'
'You're the girl who used to yell at me in the office.' 'Wait, I used to yell at you in the office.' 'I thought I was the office.'
'You're the person who used to sit next to me on the bus.' 'Wait, I used to sit next to you on the bus.' 'You were the person next to me.' 'I was the person next to you.' 'I was the person next to you.'