Facebook Alzheimer's

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You got Facebook Alzheimer's if you can't remember someone who's trying to friend you, but they remember you from back in the day. They probably have mutual friends to prove you know them, but you're too lazy to look them up in the yearbook.

'Hey, do I know you?' 'No, but you know me, right?' 'Wait, are you from my 8th grade class?' 'No, I'm from your 8th grade class!'

'You're my old boss? I thought you were my old boss's brother.' 'No, I'm your old boss.' 'Wait, I worked with you, didn't I?' 'You worked with me. You had the same coffee addiction.'

'Do I know you?' 'Do I know you?' 'I don't know you, but I know I know you.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Facebook Alzheimer's is when you remember someone, but they don't remember you, even though you used to hang out or work together. They probably think you're a total stranger.

'You're the guy who used to eat my lunch.' 'Wait, I used to eat your lunch? I thought I was your lunch.'

'You're the girl who used to yell at me in the office.' 'Wait, I used to yell at you in the office.' 'I thought I was the office.'

'You're the person who used to sit next to me on the bus.' 'Wait, I used to sit next to you on the bus.' 'You were the person next to me.' 'I was the person next to you.' 'I was the person next to you.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You've got Facebook Alzheimer's if you get a friend request from someone you don't recognize, even though you have mutual friends from work or school. You message them, and they're like, 'Wait, we know each other?'

'Hey, I'm your old coworker.' 'I'm your old coworker.' 'Wait, we worked together?' 'Yes, we worked together.' 'I thought you were my boss.' 'No, I was your coworker.'

'You're my old classmate.' 'Wait, we were in the same class?' 'Yes, we were in the same class.' 'I thought you were my classmate's friend.' 'No, I was your classmate.'

'Hey, do I know you?' 'No, but we have mutual friends from work.' 'Wait, we work together?' 'No, we worked together.' 'Wait, I used to work with you.' 'Wait, you used to work with me.' 'Wait, I used to work with me.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago