facebaulk - When you realize you’ve been liking every post someone puts

When you realize you’ve been liking every post someone puts up like a lovesick idiot and you suddenly decide to stop being their personal fan club.

I’ve liked 12 of their posts in one day. I’m not a stalker. I’m a fan. A very aggressive fan.

I saw their post and my finger hovered over the like button like it was a loaded gun.

I’m not facebauling because I’m tired. I’m facebauling because I’m scared.