facebaulk

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When you realize you’ve been liking every post someone puts up like a lovesick idiot and you suddenly decide to stop being their personal fan club.

I’ve liked 12 of their posts in one day. I’m not a stalker. I’m a fan. A very aggressive fan.

I saw their post and my finger hovered over the like button like it was a loaded gun.

I’m not facebauling because I’m tired. I’m facebauling because I’m scared.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

When you’re too lazy to comment but you’re also too chicken to keep liking because you’re worried they’ll know you’re watching.

I saw their post and I thought, 'I like this, but I don’t want to look like a creep.' So I facebaulked.

I wanted to say something smart, but I just facebaulked instead.

I facebaulked because I didn’t want to be the only one who liked it.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

When you’ve been liking everything they post so much that you’re now officially their personal cheerleader, and you decide to stop before it gets weird.

I’ve been liking every post like they’re my favorite band. I can’t keep doing this.

I was their biggest fan, and now I’m facebauling because I’m tired of being noticed.

I’ve liked so many posts that I feel like I’m their personal hype man. I’m done.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

When you’re too scared to comment or like because you’re worried they’ll think you’re stalking them or trying to flirt.

I saw their post and I thought, 'I like this, but I don’t want to look like a creep or a flirt.' So I facebaulked.

I was about to like it, but I facebaulked because I didn’t want to get noticed.

I’ve been liking their posts for weeks. I’m not a stalker. I’m not a flirt. I’m just facebauling.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

When you’ve been liking all their posts so much that you start to feel like you’re in a relationship with them, and you decide to break it off.

I’ve been liking their posts like it’s a relationship. I’m breaking it off. It’s facebauling time.

I’ve been liking everything like they’re my boyfriend. I’m not in love with their posts anymore.

I was so into their posts that I thought we were dating. Now I’m facebauling because I’m tired of the drama.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

When you’ve been liking so many posts that you start to feel like you’re their personal fan club, and you decide to stop before you get weirdly noticed.

I’ve been liking so many posts that I feel like I’m their biggest fan. I’m facebauling because I don’t want to get noticed.

I’ve been liking their posts like it’s my job. I’m facebauling because I’m done being their employee.

I like their posts so much that I’m now their personal fan club. I’m facebauling because I’m tired of being seen.

by Slangipedia 5d ago