facebate - When you use Facebook pictures to jerk off like it’s a part-

When you use Facebook pictures to jerk off like it’s a part-time job and your life is a series of blurry photos and sad comments

I looked at my ex’s new photo and I got a facebate attack so hard I screamed.

I saw my friend’s vacation picture and I had to go to the bathroom immediately.

I facebated so much I got a Facebook tattoo.