faceappliance
A faceappliance is something you slap on your face and never take off again. It’s like a tattoo but for your nose and lips.
My grandma’s faceappliance is so big, it could double as a doorstop.
He tried to take off his faceappliance, and it came off with his skin.
My dog thinks my faceappliance is a new toy to chew.