faceappliance

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A faceappliance is something you slap on your face and never take off again. It’s like a tattoo but for your nose and lips.

My grandma’s faceappliance is so big, it could double as a doorstop.

He tried to take off his faceappliance, and it came off with his skin.

My dog thinks my faceappliance is a new toy to chew.

Faceappliance is a thing you wear on your face that you probably shouldn’t have gotten in the first place.

She got a faceappliance and now her whole face looks like a hot dog.

My uncle’s faceappliance is so bad, it makes him look like a raccoon who failed a math test.

He got a faceappliance and now he can’t eat pizza without crying.

A faceappliance is a thing you put on your face that makes you look like you were born in a barbershop.

My faceappliance is so thick, I can’t even see my own face anymore.

He got a faceappliance and now he looks like a confused chicken.

My faceappliance is so bad, my dog won’t stop laughing at me.

Faceappliance is what you wear on your face when you’re too lazy to shave and too cool to care.

My faceappliance is so wild, it looks like it was drawn by a drunk kid.

She got a faceappliance and now she can’t even smile without it.

He got a faceappliance and now he looks like he’s been in a fight with a beard.

Faceappliance is a thing on your face that you never asked for but now you can’t live without.

My faceappliance is so big, it’s like a second face.

He got a faceappliance and now he looks like a mad scientist’s sidekick.

My faceappliance is so messy, it looks like it was made by a toddler.