Face your books
Going online late at night after too much alcohol and doing stuff you'll regret the next day, like commenting on your ex's new haircut or liking your mom's weird self-portrait.
I commented on my ex's new hair and said it looked like a raccoon attacked him.
I liked my mom's post of her wearing a unicorn costume and a bathrobe.
I sent my friend a message that said, 'You're a f***ing disaster, and I hate you.'