Face your books

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When you log on to Facebook after a few drinks and yell at people you barely know just because they annoyed you that day. You hope they see it and feel bad, but you know they won't reply.

I just posted that my ex is a fat, ugly, useless waste of oxygen.

My cousin’s wall is full of comments about how her life is a disaster.

My teacher posted that I’m the worst student ever and I know it's about me.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Going online late at night after too much alcohol and doing stuff you'll regret the next day, like commenting on your ex's new haircut or liking your mom's weird self-portrait.

I commented on my ex's new hair and said it looked like a raccoon attacked him.

I liked my mom's post of her wearing a unicorn costume and a bathrobe.

I sent my friend a message that said, 'You're a f***ing disaster, and I hate you.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

That one Facebook friend who posts every religious, political, or weird opinion they have, like they’re trying to make you feel bad just for existing.

My friend posted, 'God hates you, and I know you're a sinner.'

My cousin wrote a 300-word rant about why Republicans are the worst.

My uncle posted a video of a cat fighting a duck and said it was a metaphor for life.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When your parents or teacher try to be cool by saying ‘face your books’ instead of ‘study’ or ‘do your homework’ because they think it’s a fancy way to say something hip.

My teacher said, 'Face your books, or I'll fail you.'

My mom told me to face my books before I went out with my friends.

My dad said, 'Face your books, or you'll never get into college.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A fancy way of saying you're getting an education, like your parents think going to school is the same thing as being a genius.

My teacher said, 'You're facing your books, so you must be getting smarter.'

My mom said, 'Facing your books is how you become a success.'

My dad said, 'You're not facing your books, so you're never going to be rich.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago