face yogurt - The goopy white gunk that oozes out of a face like it’s cryi

The goopy white gunk that oozes out of a face like it’s crying from a million nose hairs.

My face yogurt was so thick, I could use it as a face mask and a snack.

I looked in the mirror and my face yogurt was like a lava flow from hell.

My cousin’s face yogurt was so bad, it made my dog barf.